" We will need four kitchen chairs. Ladies if you don't mind?" As they moved away toward the kitchen I opened my hand and offered the little blue tabs... "This should be a long game." They each took one."Arrange three chairs in a triangle facing out with some space between them, and give me the 4th chair." I placed the chair so that it faced the grouped chairs, filled the CD changer and took the remote. "The guys will all strip and take a seat in one of the chairs, girls you might want to take. "We'll try that. What type of bra areyou looking for? Something that minimizes the projection I assume." Oh, no!" responded my wife. "We were just talking about the idea of'if you've got it, flaunt it'. You'd really prefer something thatenhances your 'girls', like a push-up bra wouldn't you dear? Somethingvery sexy right?" She turned and looked at me with a smile. "When he'swearing a bra, he'd stand and stare at himself in the mirror for hoursif I let him," she said to the clerk.I didn't. He won’t suspect a thing!’ There was another pause and then I heard J say: ‘OK, baby-doll, let’s talk soon. You start getting ready for my hubby’s cock, and maybe my tongue! You know we’ll do you right and help you forget about Greg and his tiny cock for a while!’ Quick as I could, while being as quiet and sneaky as possible, I tiptoed to the stairs and then started making a bunch of ‘coming down the stairs’ noise. ‘Baby,’ I yelled in my most innocent voice, ‘where are you?’ ‘In the kitchen!’ I. She glanced down at her feet. “Ok, yes I know, I still have you” she said to her pet cat, Boris. A slightly…very, over weight tabby. He replied with another meow, probably meaning in cat speak, “hey, it’s been a least 2 hours since you put anything in my bowl, I’m starving, look at me, I’m wasting away, honest”. She bent down and picked him and gave him hugged him. Boris meowed in half-protest at the indignity of it. “Ok, I shouldn’t, but you’ll pester me until do.” Brenda was doing her best.