And in a place I never would have reached had that first Map arrived. A place, I should be clear, that is so much better than what I'd initially asked...for that I'm happy beyond words that I hadn't gotten that first Map.Maybe I got my Map after all. After all, I'm holding one now. My Map just came by a different than expected delivery method."Sally," I told her genuinely. "There aren't words to express how special these weeks with you have been, even if we couldn't speak a word to each other. I. She knows this isn't easy on you and thethings she's been saying have been her way of trying to make you feelbetter about yourself." Well it sure isn't working," I grumbled."How about this?" he said as his mouth twisted into one of his morecharacteristic roguish grins. "If you have to be a chick, at leastyou're a hot one."I sighed and shrugged my now slim shoulders a little. "Yeah, I know,but it isn't going to do much for my social life." You had a social life?"Unable to help it I giggled a. I had managed to find 6 plump, bored, and horny housewives to help me with this scheme. I led them from the office over to the tables. I made each strip in turn, and put collars on each. I then trussed each to a table just like my wife. Next I lowered a large d**** from the ceiling that spanned all 7 tables. The d**** fell across the necks of each woman, so they couldn't see what was happening to their bodies below them but they could see each others faces.I walked back over to my wife,. Her hearing is in a few weeks. CPS isn't involvedbecause I have legal custody. Marion may be gone for quite some time.Unless she beats the rap." Marion?" My sister." Oh. Is she really in jail?" Yes. And I doubt she'll be knocking up my door any time soon." Is the baby hers?"Joi looked at him mildly."Whose baby is it?" You ask too many questions." Is this legal?"She laughed. "Yes. Stop worrying. I'll show you the invoice." Huh?" I have legal custody. Until the baby returns to its maker..