She whipped it open, "opening the kimono" is sooo many ways. “Spritz”...she sprayed a freezing cold liquid on my erection. I gasped in surprise an... shock. For a moment I thought my erection was going to explode, but the next moment I felt a shrinking feeling. Penny sprayed again. “Open your legs, babe”. She giggled. “Oh my god, that sounded deliciously naughty. I'm sure you'll hear that command later tonight!”, Penny laughed wickedly, “but for now opening your legs is for a different purpose!”. ’ She sat down and shook her head. ‘Millie pisses me off at times. Don’t get me wrong, Greg. She is a really hard worker, especially considering the pittance we pay. Why she should get all out of shape with you I don’t know. I am sorry.’ ‘Don’t worry about it, Angela. I have put up with worse, and if push comes to shove I can shove with the best of them.’ ‘When you say you have put up with worse, Greg. Are you referring to your divorce?’ I nodded. ‘Yes. I suppose I am. Not the best episode in. "No, you don't," Jen rejoined. "You see the woman who is still hung up on her high school boyfriend – the only male who has ever shown interest in Meredith, not her body or her money. She gets nervous whenever she's around you. You saw her when it was all of us. She was almost back to her old self." And then she disappeared like a ghost whenever you were not there to see her," Brock countered. "I haven't spoken more than 10 words to her since you folks departed." See previous answer," Jen said.. But another part of my brain was yawning and wanting only to go back to sleep. It doesn't happen often, but that morning the sleepy side won out. I mumbled something along the lines of "later, dear, I'm really tired" and closed my eyes. My wife must have been really surprised, cause somewhere in my sleep deprived mind I heard her say "But Wayne, I need it so badly..." as I gave in and drifted back to sleep.I'm not sure how much time passed before I realized that something was happening out of.