"# 8A young man walks up and sits down at the bar. "What can I get you?" the bartender inquires. "I want 6 shots of Jagermeister," responded the young...man. "6 shots?!? Are you celebrating something?" "Yeah, my first blowjob." "Well, in that case, let me give you a 7th on the house." "No offence, sir. But if 6 shots won't get rid of the taste, nothing will."# 7A businessman boards a flight and is lucky enough to be seated next to an absolutely gorgeous woman. They exchange brief hellos and he. We had had a long history of sex, since we had been dating for 4 years, but it was time for some saucy new elements in our sex life. We had been extensively role playing for many months and while I had been open to the idea of sex in public, I had no idea what she had in mind as "public".One evening, when I was visiting her at her place, my aunt asked me to stay over. I wasn't sure whether she knew about me and Kalsi since we had been quite discreet. But she knew we liked each others company.. He had cut off their testicles and penises, cooked and preserved them inside that glass jar as if they were pickles. My heart sunk and my stomach churned with sadness and I couldn't control my sadness. I started to cry and my hot tears landed on Mr. Takeda's genitals as I cried, feeling the humiliation and shame burning my face into a pink red color, feeling being utterly dominated and feeling my own consummate, inferior slave status in front of him. I felt like a totally worthless domesticated. Paul insisted that she did and when she failed and fell on the floor he angrily told her she'd deliberately defied him and hadn't made any effort and she would get eight with his strap. Kate protested but knew she'd no choice but to lie on the floor and take her punishment. Knowing this was just another of Paul's bullying ways to get his own back for Saturday night, I leapt from the cycling machine and ran and snatched the strap from his hand. "Leave her alone, you know she doesn't deserve the.