I went out with family to watch a game at the millennium stadium in Cardiff, I told her I would be out most of the day as I was expecting to go for a ...rink after, but as it happens we all decided to go home as my brother had an appointment at 12, so I arrived home a little after 1230. I tried the front door and was surprised to find it locked, so I assumed Joan had gone shopping, I took out my key and opened the door, as I came in I could hear noises upstairs, I thought she had just bathed and. ? Comma? ... Oh, okay, sure. No prob. Gotcha. Merry Christmas. Bye. Hello. Santa's Secret Shop. Elf Norbert speaking. What can I getcha?"A few short hours later Santa and Mrs. Claus were making final preparations, going over the list, checking it twice. Santa stopped to scratch his beard. "Honey, what's this one? Can you make it out? Those elves have such scratchy penmanship. Looks like 'heavenly come.' What on earth is that?" Let me see, dear," said Mrs. Claus, snatching the list. "Oh!" She. I won’t blabber about the size of the dick because I believe sex is an art. The story is not a fiction, hence is a bit long please bear with me. The heroine of the story is Amanda (name changed) 33 years of age, living with her mom and a mother of three daughters and husband working abroad.Amada’s mom and mom have been really close friends so our families knew each other well, going on trips together, evenings together, parties etc… Amanda has a great figure 32-28-30, she maintains her body. And, of course, it took me some time to hide my dick.Again I Look into the mirror, found myself an amazingly beautiful woman now. The clock stroke 7. I went out into the cool night wind. The sky was already dark blue, and the street lamps were like a string of pearls. I got myself a cab. The driver kept giving me eyes. When I stepped out of the car, I smiled back to him, then went into the door of a pub.The people in there whispered to each other when they saw me: “She’s a hottie!” they didn’t.