Why did God invent Jameson whiskey?A. So the Irish would never rule the world!Q: What do Russians get when mixing Holy Water with Vodka?A: The Holy Sp...rit!Q: What did the man with slab of asphalt under his arm order?A: “A beer please, and one for the road.”Q: You know what’s fun about being sober?A: Nothing.Q: Why did Mexicans create tequila?A: So ugly people would have a chance at having sex!Q: What do you get when you mix English class with alcohol?A: Tequila MockingbirdQ: What has eight arms. " I love you too sweet Sissy so that's why today I'm going to help youovercome your fears. Today you can be as sexy as you want and those menwon't be able to touch you." No honey I don't want...." I know you don't want to be afraid of men seeing the proud Sissy you areso you sit right where you are and just let me open this blind like thisand we can let the sunshine in."She pulled the blinds open, I hadn't realized she had seated me in frontof the largest window in the house; it reached from. " I know." Claire grinned suddenly feeling like a school girl in love again.James pressed two fingers into Amy's vagina as he rubbed her aroused clitoris with his thumb. Amy tried moving and holding him but with his free hand he had pinned her arms above her head. Amy felt his lips traverse her neck and travel down to her chest. She wasn't sure how, but seemingly overnight he had gotten better. Perhaps better wasn't the correct word but...more confident. James rubbed her clitoris in tight. I worked a shift that I rarely - if ever - work. It was a 3 p.m. - 11 p.m. time frame, and I ended up working an additional 1/2 hour. As such, with the lateness of the hour, I ended up taking a very late train to the Park & Ride. As it turned out, the serendipity was enormous - the timing perfect. Because it was nearly midnight when I boarded, the train was all but empty. I settled in for a 35 minute ride, anticipating an uneventful - quiet ride. The next stop was very quick, and a lone.