She saw my cock and said with smiling it is just I have thought. She took in her soft hand and started rubbing it with love. She was looking my dick v...ry lovingly as she has never seen cock. I saw a strange shine in her eyes and asked her why she was looking my cock so strange? She told me that I would like to tell you truth that I have been thinking your cock in to me but never dare to tell you. I tried so many time to seduce you but you couldn’t understood. Oh I see. I have also to think. He’ll be in a good mood.”The guy says, “Don’t be too sure. I’m the groom.”What do you call a white bear that has sex with both male and female bears?Bi-polar.Why are tennis players such bad paramours?Because for them, Love is nothing...These are compliments of J & B. Yes they could be repeats but they funny, read them again... Blonde Men...Well FINALLY, it just had to come to this sooner or later!A blonde man is in the bathroom and his wife shouts: “Did you find the shampoo?”He answers, “Yes,. "So they don't get away," she assured me. I was suddenly very scared. I was completely helpless and I had no idea of what they had planned for me. Perhaps, I thought, terrified, I was going to be beaten. Sure enough, Greg stepped forward. Oh god, I thought, let this be quick. I prepared for the first blow but instead saw him reaching for the front of his pants. He yanked his zipper down and reached inside until he had freed the most enormous cock I had ever seen. It was still only half. I refer to something much more insidious than that.I will use Cynthia's reunion with her lady as an example.She did not knock when she arrived at my lady's chambers. She did not announce herself, or request permission to enter. She simply burst through the door, ran across the room and, in front of both Sally and Jenny... hugged The Countess of Haversham as a bear might hug its intended dinner!"Oh thank you, thank you, thank you," she sobbed, no doubt wetting the valuable lace around Her.