"Nothing." Was his abrupt response."Come on Kevin, don't be like that. What you want seems pretty extreme to me and, of course, you caught me totally ...y surprise." Does that mean that if I had warned you of my idea yesterday we wouldn't have a problem today?" Stop it. I didn't say that. Don't twist my words. What I meant was I haven't had time to think about it. I mean, who wants to see nude photographs of a 35 year-old mother, a familiar body that you've seen thousands of times? Listen, I. "We don't mind at all." I was lying, but I think I fooled them. I offered them both a drink so maybe they would start drinking, pass out early, and I could slip off to my study. "Thanks Joe," Carol said. "Laying in the sun all day always makes me tired. I just want to eat and relax." The thought of Carol laying in the sun made my mind wander. Carol looks damn good in a bikini. We have been with them to the beach a few times, and even at 56 she still wears a two-piece. Her tits look to be about. A weekend spent in a motel because I threw her out made that point.In the interests of fairness, though, I should also point out that it's not like she often didn't have anything to scream about. I was – no, am – no picnic to live with. I am moody, I can fly off the handle about something insignificant (never drive with me when I've had a bad day), I tend to look down on stupid people (and we are ALL stupid at some time or another), and I have been known to enjoy the strip club on occasion,. When she dropped me off back at Richard’s mews, she said that there would be another escort at the photoshoot the next day – she had just joined the agency and was also bi-sexual, so Tanja wanted some pictures of the two of us together to create a bi-sexual profile to show interested clients.The next day, I went to the clinic to pick up my medical certificate which, naturally, was totally clean. From there, I went to the studio bringing a selection of the sexiest clothes from the previous day..