I told them at the ranger station to pass the word that we'd be performing about six-thirty." Tami came out of the tent carrying the huge boom box.I s...opped her and cupped her face in my hands. "Oh love of my life, did you ever consider asking us if we wanted to do a concert?"She grinned. "Like you and Robbie would ever pass up a chance to play to a crowd."She had me there. Robbie and I were both USDA Grade A Prime ham."Besides, you have to practice," she added.Practice? Why did we have to. I had recorded one of those late night semi-porno movies, and I watched it for about 45 minutes, my horniness slowly giving way to frustration as I forbade myself from touching my hot spot. And then our dog Billy came in, he was probably just hungry and he nudged me. Right between the legs. I moaned in shock and pleasure as his bump crushed my clit against the seam of my pants, almost making me come instantly. Before I could push him away, he did it again, again rubbing the seam of my pants. "Geeze!" was all I could say. I had a hardon that actually hurt, especially around the cockhead area.Teddy then opened the magazine to the middle spread. It showed, life-size, three men's cocks and the kid's. Alongside each cock was a ruler! The men ranged from slightly larger than 7" to 9-1/2." The kid topped out at slightly over 5."Teddy said, "I'll bet you $2 your cock doesn't get as long as this kid's five incher. Do we have a bet?" Because I topped 6-1/2," I said OK. Teddy reached out and. I’m a long legged, Vanna Whitish type who struts around in sequin dresses and shows a lot of cleavage. It’s fun to garner so much attention. I have a long, thick head of hair and beautifully painted eyes. My whole package reeks of sensuality and I love the harmless attention that it brings. I’ve always been a bit of a flirt and an exhibitionist, in a safe and sane kind of way. Nothing too outrageous mind you, just having fun as my wares are flaunted at our shows. It has always made for a good.