After we reached our building, we exchanged our numbers. I went home and masturbated a lot thinking about her.We started texting and became good frien...s. One day, over text she told me that her brother and his wife were traveling a lot leaving her alone mostly and she feels bored staying in an empty house. I jokingly told that why don’t you drop by my apartment if she was bored.She didn’t reply and I thought she mistook me (though my thoughts were actually dirty). After some time, someone. Q: What do honest lawyers and UFOs have in common?A: You always hear about them, but you never see them.Q: What’s the difference between a dead snake in the middle of the road and a dead lawyer in the middle of the road?A: There are skid marks in front of the snake.Q: Why won’t sharks attack lawyers?A: Professional courtesy.Q: What do have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand?A: Not enough sand.Q: How can you tell if a lawyer is well hung?A: You can’t get a finger between the rope and. While we walked through it, she explained to me how the religion of thepeople worked. "Our high gods each represent one of the fundamentalelements that formed the world," she explained. "The Air, the Water, theFire and the Earth. There is a fifth element, the Void, but it is notworshiped." Interesting," I said. "But there are a lot more than four temples here." Besides the high gods, there are lesser gods who are responsible foreach aspect of daily life, from birth to death." Oh. Thank you," I. I quickly reached the floor where my house was and ran near the main balcony where the main door was.Adjacent to the main door, we had windows and I peeped inside to see what was happening. To say the least, it freaked the hell out of me! At first, I could only see my tutor’s bareback without any shirt. But after tilting moving sideways, I saw that he was pressing my mom’s right boob over the saree and kissing her on lips. My mother’s back was pressed against the wall. My heartbeat dropped, I.