Could this be true?? So several days went past, we texted a few times, she stopped by to see her mom with the k**s, all normal stuff and we laid low f...r almost a week.It was really hot this past Sunday so we had a bunch of the k**s over for a cookout and swimming. She was there of course, but we were trying to be on our best behavior. That didn’t last long. After watching her ass in her bathing suit for a couple hours I was insane with my lust for it. I still didn’t say a word.I went inside and. We made our goodnights and headed to the car. No sooner were we on the expressway than she had her heels up on the dash and she started to rub her pussy. I noticed she wasn’t wearing any pantiees. She grabbed my hand and placed it on her wet mound and said, “see how badly I need to get it, I’m soaking wet”. She was soaking wet.She took out her cell phone and dialed her friend. She said, “we are on our way and I am soaking wet. The dickless wonder and I will be there soon. Did you do any. Three weeks later Mick is laid up in the infirmary with a terrible case of gonorrhoea. Mick says to Paddy, "Why the hell did you give me the thumbs up?" Well Mick, in the dictionary, it say gonorrhoea affects only the privates & we're Lance Corporals now!"These are compliments of JimDISNEYLANDTwo blondes were going to Disneyland. They were driving on the Interstate when they saw the sign that said Disneyland LEFT. They started crying and turned around and went home.FLORIDA OR MOONTwo blondes. Joe groaned, I felt a thrill of success.And I knew I could do better. What woman has ever been able to give ablowjob after receiving countless of them? Okay, some trans women, butthey had Adam's apples' and prostates too. I didn't. That counted forsomething, right? I swirled my tongue over his glans - I quite likedsalt, the taste was bearable - and tickled the japs eye."Hngh. Shit, Dan she's-" I lapped at the join of foreskin to head, justunder the tip and robbed him of speech. Fuck, the power.