" Have ever heard of Irene Limpa?" Yes, I've heard of her. She died over a month ago. Are you trying to tell me that you were her son?" I was her only...child from her first marriage. My two half sisters Lisa and Lena are identical twins from her second marriage to Mark Limpa. I have a half brother from her last marriage to a guy named Doug Minor. I know you want to kick me where it hurts the most, but I'm telling you the truth. I had it on my voice mail at home when I got the news. I just packed. Under the current law, I should report the fact that you have been circumcised, but I don’t happen to think that that should concern the government. After all, you are a consenting adult, I believe?” “Well, yes, I have given my consent.” “Well, I’m off to give my consent as well. It’s a good job that Jane has not seen you looking like this, otherwise there is no telling what tattoo I will finish up with.” “Is she choosing your tattoo for you?” “Yes, she is the dominant one; she owns my body. It. To give him his due again, he had not even hinted at the bribes at all. Either he didn't know that she knew, or he didn't think that she has spilled the beans yet, or it just wasn't true and he didn't realize that he had bigger problems than her bruises."So you want me to investigate my client?" I suggested."Actually Jennifer is your client," he said. I was always surprised by the fact that everyone, friend and foe called her Jennifer. It was a very informal way to address an attorney."That is. I will pick you up at the Dillards side of the mall. She said calmly, but I could hear her, dont get snippy with me, tone in her voice. Im sorry dear, its just been a long day and Im tired. I said apologetically. There was a slight pause and I thought for a moment that she had hung up on me. Then she broke the silence. Its okay sweetheart, I would be a little upset too if I was stuck in a mall for six hours. If it makes you feel any better, I have a little surprise for you, she said.