His companions let go of the woman and faced me. I knew I was in trouble if I couldn't bluff these two into believing I could take them on and win. I ...ecided the best approach was to fake total lunacy."Come on," I yelled, "I'll take you all on. I know Kung-Fu and I'm not afraid to use it." The only thing I knew about Kung Fu was the television show that was on Friday nights at 11:30. I leaped towards them, waving my arms wildly with elaborate chopping motions, all the while making weird sounds. It seemed as if time slowed. The horses’ hooves slammed into the ground, propelling the horses forward. Each knight looked through his visors across the narrowing distance at his enemy. Each knight raised and then lowered the tip of his lance, aiming for the center of mass, intending to impale his opponent.The hooves make a thrumming sound as they rushed forward.Step by step.Closer.Closer.Closer.Time seemed to freeze and hang in the air, life suspended on the tip of a needle.Two lances struck. Even suffering the effects of the cold water, Marcia was impressed.“Hi Alice,” Marcia called out to the housekeeper as she entered the house through the kitchen.“Hi Marcia, you’re home early,” Alice replied as she closed the lid on the Tupperware container on the countertop.“I have a lot of homework to do,” she lied, knowing that the older woman would never question that excuse, “and I wanted to come right home and get started on it.”Alice Nelson had been the Brady Housekeeper since shortly. You’d think that just sitting on a tractor all day wouldn’t use up a lot of energy, but you’d be wrong about that. It bounces you around constantly, which means your muscles are working to maintain your position and posture constantly. Then you’re turning around all the time, to look at the implement and make sure it’s working properly and that your track is true and all that.As we headed for the house his eyes flickered to my exposed cleavage.“Get used to it,” I growled.“Did I complain?” he.