.a real catch, a red hot sexy bitch in the shell of this quiet christian single girl that i met at a very conserative church in the bible belt. She al...ays wore very baggy clothes at church and singles functions...never showing a hint of having a nice ass, let alone a perfect ass that would become my obession for over 20+ years, and I fear for all of eternity.I was lamenting at the singles bible study one Wednesday night how all the single girls in the group are all 2's with one exception;. "Isn't this Mrs. Fairworth's house?" I asked. "Yes, she's my great-aunt, and I'm visiting for the summer, she's gone today taking the dog to the groomer and having lunch in town, she won't mind at all." We walked up the driveway to the front door and he let me in with his housekey, holding the door as a proper gentlemen would. "Would you like a cold drink?", he asked. "Yes, cola if you have it." "Ice?" "Yes, it's very warm out there!" He went into a suberbly furnished kitchen and took a glass. What is he doing inside my uncle’s room? I thought. Then I heard uncle saying something and I heard laughter again. This time there were four sounds. Yes mom, dad, uncle and aunty.There was light inside the room. I decide to look inside as to find out what’s all their secret meeting. I peeped in through the keyhole.And what I saw inside really give me a shock. The two men were sitting on the bed holding their cocks and the ladies standing in front of them on their bikinis, their back facing me.. "with a Be and an Eye." I see," I knew the rumours abounded of my romps with prostitutes, "Not Bee You Wye." No," she almost laughed."Oh well, no hard feelings eh," I said, "What plans do you have?" I suddenly thought."Mind your own business." she said, "Actually, all I can do is file for bankruptcy and go home to mother." But your Law degree, surely you can't practise if you go bankrupt?" I suggested."I waitressed in McDonlds, I'll do it again." she said."That's fine at Seventeen but sad at.