”Tim asked, “The kind in the aluminum tray?”“You bet.”Raising a fist in the air, Tim said, “YES! I love that stuff.”They sat around tabl... with paper towels on which they placed squares of coffee cake. Benny poured coffee all around. Coffee was a recent addition to their diet, starting only after Benny moved out on his own. Tim took a bite out of the cake and then a sip of the coffee.“Good, isn’t it?”“Uh hum,” Tim mumbled positively around his food.Benny sat down and grabbed a square of coffee. " We just sat around talking about the wedding and life. Then my girlfriend shifted the topic to sex.I knew it was coming, I just knew I would not be the one to bring it up. I just waited for Lisa or Judy to do that. Lisa said, taking a drink, "Do you think the kids are fucking right now?" My ex took a drink, raising her eyebrows and almost looked like she was about to blush. My girlfriend noticed, as I did too, and got more and more graphic. She asked Judy, "Did you see the cock on that stud. "What did you do to Loren?" I'm Loren," I said again in the same tiny voice.The three roommates gave me blank stares."Is this a dream?" Cindy cried.All three roommates at the door confirmed that this was not a dream."Are you saying this is like some Freaky Friday thing?" Beth asked.I nodded, and realized that I was now crying too. But I didn't let anysounds out. I was comfortable with my masculinity but I hated to letanyone hear me cry."This is a joke, and this is making me uncomfortable,". “That is what I want you to wear around the house.”“Where are the shorts to go with?” “No shorts sweetie, just the shirt.”Turn around. It was just perfect. The shirt said. “Kelsey loves her Dad.”The shirt was tight and showed of all her curves. Give me a bend over “Kelsey.” “Dad, I am not going to wear this. This is slut clothes.”That’s the whole idea I thought. She just gave me a look when the door bell rang.OH Fuck, it is the landlord who rents me the house. I am late on the rent.