I also knew the circumference of my head at birth, thirty four centimeters.I didn't understand the significance of this, except Father once called me,...I believe he was refering to me in that instance, a big-headed little bastard. I don't believe he knew I was within the carrying distance of his voice, nor did I understand the significance of his words. A bastard I certainly was not; big-headed, I certainly was. I confirmed this by comparing my head to my peers. Mine was larger, by several. However, tomorrow before dinner you will get another spanking for masturbating. Understood Laura?” “Yes Beccy,” I accepted meekly. “Now stand on your naughty spot.” “Your joking aren’t you?” As soon as I said that I knew I shouldn’t have. “Joking?” Beccy snapped as she stood up, spun me around by the arm and in one movement the first spank hit my bare bottom followed by spank after spank as I bent my legs trying and of course failing to Miss Beccy’s very hard spanks. “Am I joking Laura?”. I took the last shot and threw it back and finish off my beer. I looked around for a waitress when Sammie gave me her beer. I just smiled. I knew she wasn't going to drink it. Beer and driving is what took her husband away many years ago."I guess it was about three and haft years ago that things fell apart for us. I don't mean me and Mary I mean the four of us. Of course I found out later that started before then but this is when it all came to ahead." Mary had started on me about cutting back. ’‘Aren’t we a bit old for that sort of thing?’ I queried.‘Not at all, I read somewhere that people in their fifties and sixties are enjoying the things they missed when work and raising k**s took most of their time and energy.’‘Well, how do you feel about it?’ I asked.‘It’s something that’s always turned my crank whenever I think about it and, at the time, you were very keen on the idea,’ said Ross.‘Umm, that’s true, it might be fun, but finding the right person is the most difficult thing I.