”Jesus steps off the bank and walks across the river, barely getting much more than the soles of his sandals wet.Trump and Putin look at each other ...n amazement.Then Vladamir says “Vell, I’ll go next. See you on ze other zide.” He steps off the bank and strides across the river, the water only sloshing around his ankles.Donald looks on in amazement, then decides ‘Well, if they can do it, I can too.’ He steps out onto the river, takes two steps, then plunges into the water, and is carried,. He said they would be here at three sharp, and hung up. I went back to the kitchen, and was immediately asked by Myrna about the call. I told her who it was and the arrangements I had made with Tiny. She just smiled at me when I finished. As usual, the meal was delicious and we quickly polished it off. While Sally and Kat cleaned off the table, Myrna gave us refills and a big slab of the apple crisp for dessert. I noticed the girls were putting the dishes in the dish washer, and me, being the. I walked in as Steve came from the house. We poured some coffee and sat down after he turned the light on. We had not said a word yet, only taken a couple of sips when Glenda came, poured herself a mug, and came to sit with us. She gave each of us kiss on the top of our heads and sat next to Steve.Glenda asked, "You seem excited this morning, Sal. What's going on?"Steve was smiling and said, "If what I think I heard is any indication, I think Sal is going to be a dad."Glenda laughed, "Which one. ."good for this CEO ... he's got guts!"Dear Employees:As the CEO of this organization, I have resigned myself to the fact that Kathleen Wynne is our Ontario Premier and that our taxes, hydro and government fees will increase in a BIG way. To compensate for these increases, our prices would have to increase by about 10%. But, since we cannot increase our prices right now, due to the dismal state of the economy, we will have to lay off 60 of our employees, instead. This really has been bothering.