“When did you get back?”“I think the real question is: What are you doing smoking?”“Not a word. It’s a one-off.” Dad bought Mom a holida... house in Lake Como years ago on the condition she quit. I hadn’t seen a cigarette touch her lips since I was a teenager. If he caught her smoking, there was a good chance WWIII could break out.“But you told Dad you’d never smoke again,” I said, stirring.“Do you always do as your father says?” she asked, squinting her eyes and blowing a stream of smoke at me.. We drive for about 20 minutes when she pulls into a hotel parking lot.“Wait here”. She goes in but I lose sigh of her. She comes out with her room electronic card key, smiles, reaches over and kisses me. You know like lovers do. A tender, warm, full of passion kiss. The type of kisses that aunts don’t normally give their nephew. “Follow me dear boy, I’ve got things to show you.”By now, I think I’m like a little puppy. I would follow her through quick sand, through a hurricane; I’d follow her. She snuggled close and I put my arm around her.“My period started yesterday,” she sighed.Which explained why she was wearing panties.“I enjoy sleeping in the same bed with you whether we have sex or not.”“I could give you one of my fantastic blowjobs!” she said saucily.“You could, but I’m content just to cuddle you.”“You’re sure?”“I’m sure.”She turned and rolled a bit so she could switch off the lamp on the bedside table, then we cuddled again, falling asleep in each other’s arms.December 31,. Well, it looks like there's only one thing to do then. Listen, Morty, you help the rest of the elves finish up. I'll be back in a few minutes."As Morty turned his attention to the other elves, Santa stepped from the living room to the dining room, then down the hallway toward the bedrooms. For a large man, he moved with extraordinary grace and was silent as a field mouse as he made his way into Lisa's bedroom.He looked at the tiny figure in the big bed and smiled at the angel before him. She.