Right then I knew she wanted the Red Lobster. I turn around and go across the street to the Red Lobster. She smiles at me and says, "Good choice."She ...oes this stuff to me all the time. We go to the movies and I ask her what she wants to see. She tells me anything that I want to see. I should ask her right then what movie do I want to see because that's where we'll be going. I'm too stupid for that and I get in line and when they ask me what movie I want tickets to, I see they have a good. I placed a tentative hand on her thigh. She spread her legs in response and looked at me expectantly. "I think I'll stick my butt out the door and you can fuck me from behind. That's how I got pregnant with your sister. He he he he!" I had to laugh too, but then I tried to get serious."Speaking of that, uh...I don't have any condoms." You don't have to worry about that. Now come on and make me your bitch. He he he he! Do you need any help?" She reached for my crotch. "It doesn't feel. As he waited for Isolde to finish whatever she was doing in the bathroom (putting in a diaphragm, he supposed, but was wrong) he thought about George. I wonder if he is going to make her do the dishes as punishment? he thought. But then he heard the familiar water hammer from turning the kitchen faucet off too quickly, and realized George must have decided to tackle them himself. Isolde came out of the bathroom, and into the bedroom. She turned and quietly closed the door. In a voice barely. . “Your badge, officer, show him your f*cking BADGE!!”✧ ✧ ✧This one is from TLSBThe Lone ranger rode up to a ranch house and the rancher exclaimed, “A masked man! You must be an outlaw!” “No Sir,” replied the Lone Ranger, I only wear this mask because of the coronavirus pandemic.”✧ ✧ ✧Say thanks to NipSC4328 for this one:Don’t eat chicken sandwiches, no matter what!!A little boy and a little girl attended the same school and became friends ... Every day they would sit together to eat their.