.. I would have gotten out today."Short onesHow many women does it take to change a light bulb?None, they just sit there in the dark and bitch.What's ...he fastest way to a man's heart?Through his chest with a sharp knife.Why are men and parking spaces alike?Because all the good ones are taken and the only ones left are disabled.Why do men want to marry virgins?They can't stand criticism.Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring, and good looking?Because those men already. Despite the meaning of her name, “Good and Noble Messenger'', Agatha knew what her classmates would think. Soon they would start calling her “Good, All-Butt”. That was going to be her name as long as she lived in this one-horse town. Of course, the inevitable happened; as soon as the 3rd period ended the gossip mill had spread her new nick-name all over school. Though it took time, eventually most of her classmates moved on to other targets. As cruel as her classmates could be, none were as. Well make sure you have a nice, healthy meal waiting for you when you get home. Youve got to keep your strength up, now, dont you she said, grinning from ear to ear. I had no comeback to that, and Im not sure I would have resisted, even if I could. I had died and gone to heaven, I was certain, or perhaps I was in a coma, and only having a dream. After the breakfast dishes were clean, Margaret invited us over for a swim, and once there, bathing suits were optional. In other words, we went skinny. It was nice having her in bed. She kind of smelled like cletus. That old B.O. smell and his sweat but she was happy and was curled up next to me so I didn’t complain. I had off that following day. So did Mal! I woke her up and made her breakfast which she scarfed down . “Hungry huh?” I laughed “Oh my god babe I was starving thank you so much” as she patted her bellyI laughed and thought to myself I had married the most beautiful woman in the world. Where we moved from everyone thought she was.