So next day I was eagerly waiting for her to come online until she finally pinged me.S- Hi, RohanR- Hi, how are you doing.S- I am fine, thanx. How abt...youR- I am fine, thanks. It took you long to come online today. Was busy?S- yeah. Have you been waiting for me?R- well, to be honest, I was. May I ask you something.S- sure. Go ahead.R- is this your real pic?S- yes. Why ?R- usually ppl don’t use their real pics while chatting. They use beautiful attractive faces picked up from the net.S- yeah I. It was clear that he had grown some serious wood listening to my tale.“Tell me about it!” I shot back. “Well, at least we were able to get this firsthand account ... Beggars can’t be choosers, right?”“So true ... so true,” Dad agreed. “Please do continue,” he added, enjoying a spoonful of hot stew.“Well, Elisa told me that all the handlers made them spread their knees wide, giving them and the lead girl a perfect view of their goods. She confessed that it felt so damn exciting to be put on. The family were transfixed, even Matt. Nell just turned into Ralph and hugged him. Tears poured from them both.Ralph and Nell had thought that after the service they could just slip out of the side door. The chaplain would not hear of it."OK," he said. "There are a lot of people who don't know you from Adam and vice versa but they've turned out for you so you owe it to them to walk down the aisle."Ralph and Nell did so and in doing so spotted a number of people they knew slightly. They did not. Miraculously she never turned her head to look at her half open doorway and see the shadow of a guy standing there. But surely she must hear the loud pounding of his heart or the rattling of his shivering bones?The woman was short and heavier than the print downstairs suggested and she was also naked. Her wide white ass moving and glistening with the water from her bath, small clusters of bubbles still clinging desperately to her flesh. She was drying her limbs as she walked to her bedside.