As you can imagine we spent the day sipping cocktails in the sun. By dinner time we were both pretty hammered. After dinner we made our way to the bar... and continued the party. By about 11pm, I noticed my wife was beyond drunk. The bartenders had been putting out tequila shots, and she just kept taking them. I decided I needed to take her home, because pretty soon she would be puking all over the bar. But when I tried to convince her it was time for bed, she got pissed at me. A small argument. As far as us being brother and sister makes no difference in how I feel for you. We’ve always known we were cousins and didn’t let that stop us.”“What about Pam? You do know she loves you very much, maybe as much as I do.”“I will stand by my earlier statement, all I need is you.”The tears had dried up and her smile had returned. We talked for a couple of hours about us and those around us. We eventually made love for the first time.“Tom, you do know our mothers are not going to drop this. I. “Oh come on. Nobody’s gonn’a knowbut us. Besides, you promised. I won the jacks gamefair and square, so now you have to do whatever I say.” “Well….” “Go for it kid!” I willed feverishly from behindthe curtain. “If you do I’ll show you a really neat trick,”Cindy coaxed. Julie wavered. “Well…. ok. But just down to mypanties.” “Nooooo….” I wailed in. The guy pretended to be sad when Lorraine moved. But deep down, he was happy. As he left the airport after seeing Lorraine off, he could be heard singing “I can see clearly now Lorraine is gone!”Recently, our town received a grant to build housing for midgets. According to our demographics, they figured that we should have six midgets living here. They sent enough money so that we could finance the building of homes and let the ‘little people’ pay less than the going rate for rent. Since we.