'After I had them on, Faith offered me her hand and helped me stand. Iwas wobbly and felt like I was going to fall. She looked at me andsaid, "Just ...elax and try to not over compensate." I'll try," I said, "But, I really feel off balance. The forms and theheels are just throwing everything off." We'll take it slow. The heels should force you to take small steps andyou should. And, I'll hold your hands."She took my hand and I took a step. Then another. And another. Witheach step I felt a. “They don’t have to be up before 11:00am tomorrow. And Birgit won’t be upset with you because she forgoes cuddles on Christmas morning!”“I agree. It’s snowing, but maybe we should take a family walk and see how long Jess is going to be.”“Let me see what the kids think.”“I think they’ll say yes.”They did, so we bundled everyone up, put on boots, and headed south towards UofC, with Birgit and Stephie holding my hands, and Ashley and Albert holding Kara’s. When we arrived at the hospital, Kara. Truth is always stranger than fiction, and if that was the case here we had uncovered reality personified. This without a doubt was one for the books. As we entered the master bedroom ready to fire, it became clear very quickly that this was no 10-16. There were three people in the room, two were fucking doggy style with their backs to us still unaware of our presence. The third was bound to a chair off to the side, he was cuffed naked to the chair with a leather hood secured over his head.. At 5'-6", LeeAnn was just the right size to act as a crutch for Diane's 5'-11" stature. Despite the painful spasm, Diane managed to laugh at the sight they must have made.Once home, LeeAnn helped Diane onto her bed. "Let me go get some ice or something to put on that", said LeeAnn as she walked toward the kitchen. "You don't need to bother", called Diane, "I'll just rub it and I think it will go away."LeeAnn returned with some ice wrapped in a towel. "Here, let me help you get your shoes off..