” She looked at me with a slightly puzzled air. “Anyway, what have you been doing? You look rather flushed.” My skin prickled with embarrassment...as I realised what I must look like so soon after our lovemaking. In horror I wondered whether she could smell sex on me too – I knew I could. “I’ve been for a run. I was just going for a shower,” I replied, begging her to believe me. Mum didn’t say anything for a moment and in the brief silence I was dimly aware that the noises from my room had. "Curtain Rods" aka "Best Divorce Story Ever"She spent the first day packing her belongings into boxes, crates and suitcases. On the second day, she had the movers come and collect her things.On the third day, she sat down for the last time at their beautiful dining room table by candle-light, put on some soft background music, and feasted on a pound of shrimp, a jar of caviar, and a bottle of spring-water.When she had finished, she went into each and every room and deposited a few half-eaten. And I loved it – and am still loving it,” he said, slowly petting my labia with his fingers, up one side, and down the other, staying carefully away from the center line.“But logistically very difficult…”“I just love a woman who can use words like ‘logistically’ while she on the verge of cumming…”My whole body shook as he emphasized his words by lightly parting my cunt lips with his finger.“Please go on. I’m dying with anticipation.” And the bastard smiled at me.I took another deep breath – or. More importantly, this was the first time she would make out with a boywhile being a girl. ***Being a guy hadn't been that bad for Wayne. He was athletic, funny, hadfriends, and didn't really have any problems with the whole malelifestyle. He could see himself getting it with some girls, and had evenhad a girlfriend when he was 14. Not much happened, a couple make-outsessions was as far as they got. He didn't hang around a lot of girlsbecause, well, he was.