He could hear Bessie moanin’ and groanin’ too, so he went over to her. After he looked at her, and saw her condition, he took out his gun and shot...her between the eyes.Den da policeman came across de road, gun still in hand, looked at me, and said, “Mr. Drover, how are you feelin’? ... Now yer honor, wot da fock would you say?”Yes, I know there are different variations of this joke posted but it is still funny.The following is compliments of StarFleetCarlMurphy’s Law of CombatNo battle plan. She'd actually had to go to the local drugstore and buy an EPT because she'd never planned or expected to get pregnant. That had been four months earlier and now Samantha (or Sam as she liked Tom to call her) was definitely showing that there was a baby growing inside her belly. There was that telltale "bump" as people seemed to like to call it, showing clearly and more with each passing day that Samantha was carrying a baby inside her belly. And, along with being knocked up with her sexy. I told her no. Out talk went on. She knew Rahul well too and she told me that Rahul have had physical relationships with a few girls in the past and for such a guy it is tough to be in an only emotional relationship for long. I was shocked that my sister is suggesting me to have a sexual relationship but I also knew that what she was saying was true as I had seen that thirst in Rahul.So the next couple of days I was thinking about it. Since we have had our first kiss, our relationship became. You do the same. Ted, be careful and don't let Lisa get in over her head." I'll try to keep up," I said dryly. "Good luck." I hung up and heard the bike accelerating away. Starting the car, I retraced my course back out of the area."Hit Highway 45 south and let's go to Galveston," Lisa said. "Calvin's house is next on the hit parade. These keys seem really important. Daedalus, doesn't that have something to do with flying?"I shrugged. "You have me there. We'll have to look it up." Ted, thank.