” he heard a grunt of agreement from behind him.The door in front of Bambi open and she saw a man sitting on a bed. He was 58 overweight bald with b...ush over on top. His dark suit didn’t fit. They had found him in a seedy strip joint in the suburbs of Alabama. Michael thought of him as Mr. Slob.Mister Slob was told that they were doing human sexuality experiments for a university (which was true in some ways). He was getting paid $500 for a day’s work.“Its just jumped to 7.4 sir.”“Excellent,. I had heard that when you die, a bright light would lead you to your destination, be it heaven or hell. I tried to move towards the light but found that it was only something shining on the floor. Was I dreaming? I moved my hand around and felt something like a tube. I picked it up and discovered that it was a flashlight. As I raised it from the floor, a bright beam shot out and illuminated the figure of a person standing in the darkness. I stared dumbfounded at the image of my dear friend. Where I end up being my own grandpa... or great, great, great, great... something grandfather?”I could feel my Weird Shit Meter start moving toward eight and I really didn’t like it. But then she shook her head.“No,” she answered with her silvery laugh. “You are not expected to make love to her.”“Then who?” I asked rather heatedly.“The Queen, of course,” she replied. Her chirpy voice sounded as if I should have already known that and was being silly for asking.“How will that save my.... great. Fir mene kaha chaachi aaj mene aapko nude dekh liyaa sorry.Wo boli ab us vaat ko bhul jaa.Mene kaha ni chaachi wo aapki nude body vaar vaar mere saamne aari.Ye sun ke puja ke hosh ud gaye wo boli.Kya tune mujhe banga dekha???Mene haan me sir hila diya.Wo rone si ho gai .Fir mene unko kaha ki par aap chinta mat karo mein kisi ko ni bolungaa.Aur ye bolke mene unki pappi le li.Wo toe dekti reh gai.Mene kaha chaachi aaj chodne tow plzzz.Ye sun ke wo hans di aur kaha ab tune nanga dekh hi liya hai.