? Will walked over to the toy chest, dug around for a while, then came back with two dildos. ?Which one do you want where??Tracy looked back at him ...nd blanched, with good reason. Both dildos were even bigger than Steve. One was long, at least a foot, while the other was thicker than a soda can. ?I... please don't, sir...??You don't want more experience with your holes, Tracy???No, sir, please.??See, I knew it was all an act! You're still the same selfish cunt we started with.??No, sir,. When I entered the kitchen, I found myself in every woman’s heaven. Everything in it was ocean blue. The walls, cabinets and the wooden floor were all the same shade of blue. Even the refrigerator was painted blue. Pans were hanging off the huge rack above the island in the middle of the kitchen, with its sides covered in tiles of various blues. ‘Wow!’ was all I could say. ‘You sure know your business, Mr. Davey.’ ‘Sean, call me Sean.’ Henodded towards the pantry. ‘Get some veggies, would. ”-Warren Zevon, “For My Next Trick, I’ll Need A Volunteer”David Igazi was sitting in front of three televisions. One was tuned to CNN, one was tuned to the local news in Uongo, and the third was tuned to BBC World News. The two bigger news services, as was often the case, knew four or five facts and were rewording those facts in every conceivable way until more information came in.They knew that Lady Maria Louisa Francesca de San Finzione’s helicopter had failed to rendezvous with a military. My wife, Kim, occasionallywandered in and stayed for a while. Not so much towatch the game, but to see how drunk I was getting.She’d been getting on me about my drinking and warnedme not to get trashed, but I was pretty gone. I don’teven remember who was playing, or which of the twoteams I was cheering-I just remember taking shots everytime they fouled, every time they missed a shot, andtwo for missing a three-pointer. Paul wasn’t half asshot as I was and had more than one.