“Now we will do this one thing at a time ok? First thing is that I want you to put that bag over there to one side and then lay on the bed starfish...fashion.”Without feeling the need to ask why Judy did just that. She was already feeling moist as she lay back and looked directly at the ceiling.John sat beside her and quietly set about his business. First of all he tied her right hand to one of the bedposts using one of the stockings. Although fairly tightly knotted she didn’t feel any. They travel up your spine, into your brain, and that’s where shifty ideas come from!!Nurse to patient. I am sorry, Mr. Jones, but your HMO does not pay for enemas. I’m going to have to slap the shit out of you.One old lady to another: I went to my HMO Dr. today.Other lady:I think our doctor is an HMO, but Frank thinks he’s straight.The seven dwarves of menopause: bitchy, itchy, sweaty, sleepy, bloated, forgetful and psycho.Why we love children!!A kindergarten told his teacher he’d found a cat,. I then started sweet talking with her, told her that her voice was very nice and husky. With a name like Uma and such a horny husky voice I was wondering how beautiful and sexy she would be in real life. I kept on praising her in every form and now my idea was working its charm – she was all eager to meet me as well.We were discussing where and when to meet when I suggested the best and safest place to meet was her home, since she was alone. She thought about it and said we could meet the next. I could feel my heart beating so damn hard, I could hardly breath. I was so completely aware at how wet I was, but I was frozen in pure delight. She seductively removed her jeans and she had on the matching thong to the bra she was wearing.Her body is so tight!!! Muscular due to running, but soft in all the right places. Her flat tummy had slight appearance of ab muscles, but she was all woman. Her makeup, pedicure, manicure and perfume certainly sealed that.She slipped her hands behind her to.