It became impossible for me to use both eyes as I was clearly seeing two of everything, so I closed one eye. ’There, now he’s only got one dick.�... “Aurgh, you swabs!” I laughed and looked at each of them, pretending to be a one eyed pirate. The joint came back my way. I momentarily let go of the cock and took another hit, coughed and grabbed the penis again.” I looked down and asked the penis, ”Did you miss me?” I looked straight ahead out of the windshield and had no clue where I was or where I. “mmmm, sounds lovely,” said grandma, “i think i´ll have some myself,” she continued as she made her way to the back of the line. A police officer made his way down the line, questioning all of the prostitutes. When he got to grandma at the end of the line, he was bewildered. “but, you´re so old, how do you do it?” Grandma replied,” oh, it´s quite easy sonny, i just remove my dentures and suck ´em dry.” :cumbuddy:The postcard from italyA doctor was having an affair with his nurse. Shortly. I called ahead for reservations for dinner at 8:00 Saturday night (they do fill up sometimes), and the plans were thus set in stone: Jess was going to come over to my place around 7:00, we would leave around 7:20, and come back to my place when we had our fill of both food and dancing. 7:00 rolled around on Saturday, and Jess had not yet showed up at my place. I gave her a couple calls, but it was going to voice message. Finally, about 7:15, Jess showed up at my door. She looked good as ever in. She looked tired. I guessed that she'd been waiting up for me."Erica?" I asked softly."Asleep," she confirmed, taking one of the bags from me.Quietly we headed to her front room and started spreading out the gifts. On each one, I removed the existing tag and she put a new sticker 'from Santa' on it. She asked me what was in each, but I couldn't remember all of them. Still, I was able to fill her in on the majority. She must have had some plan in mind, because she organized them according to my.