And that's when his hands landed on my shoulders. As I was talking, he was standing next me rubbing my shoulder. It was very awkward looking straigh... up at him while I talked, cause he stood very close. While we spoke, he got that creepy smile and nod going again. Then his hand eventually began creeping down my chest. I had a silent gasp this time and froze up again. There was nobody else in this whole building. I felt his hand brush over my breast, and I guess because I had no. “Fucking amazing!” Eloquent as ever. “I know. I'm pretty lucky.” He is, he really is. I would kill for this in my house. Kill for it! Who needs a little sister anyway? “So how come you got all this?” I turn a full circle with my arms out, like a teenage estate agent on one of those shitty, daytime, property shows on the TV. Oh my God, what am I doing? I drop my hands into my pockets to effect a chav-lad slouch. “Well, my mum and dad got fed up listening to me wanking every night in the room. We took the train into the city and met his girl at a bar. I let them get to know each other while I enjoyed the band in the bar. I instantly fell in love with the hot lead singer of the band. Before we had all knew it, we had drank more than we planned and missed the last train. My roommate's girl explained that she had a friend who lived around the corner. She said we could crash at her place and then catch the first train home in the morning. That sounded like a good plan to both of us. She. I fled from place to place till I made my way here." Don't worry anymore. I'm going to find that guy and beat the crap out of him." Besides his formidability, there's all the villagers to be concerned about. You can't take all of them on, especially since they're just being controlled. I need the kunoichi to infiltrate their ranks and learn of a way to undo whatever's manipulating them. Naruto, to get anywhere near him, you'll have to pretend to be a bounty hunter who captured me." Subtlety.