I was getting ready to leave when my mom asked me if I could take her home she wasn't drunk but didn't want to drive home. I agreed to take her home n...t knowing that my mom was putting the ball in motion for one interesting night.She wanted to take her car home which was fine with me I didn't want her to recognize mine. She gave me directions on how to get to her/our house and we took off. We were no more out of the driveway when she started talking about her love life and how she hadn't had a. She glanced at her watch and said, "You're served at 2:47 PM." While he stared at his hand, she turned, gave me a high five and told me to drop by her house sometime if I wanted to have some real fun. I almost broke out laughing. The friend of a friend, I knew perfectly well she was blissfully married to another cop, had been for years and had three wonderful k**s, but I appreciated the line."What the hell is this?" Roy basically whined."Divorce papers. What did you expect, a kiss good. . I mean, you’ve kept it all? I thought... like when we Skyped, I mean I could see it, so hard, and you didn’t? I mean when I hung up you stopped?”“I said I would.”“Oh darling,” she said. “I never thought.” She giggled, “So there must be enough to fill all my holes over and over. Oh wow, what a treat”"You mean you thought I was beating off after we were on the phone?" I guess," she said, looking up at him her eyes searching his for a second. "I'm sorry, that's ungracious of me darling. I should. "Roger laughed. "Normally, I'd give you a lecture about the perils of dating a coworker, but I know you're pretty smart. Shirley isn't in our department, and you are a pretty ethical person. However, I do need to mention it or I won't be doing my duty."I nodded. "I understand." That's not why I called you into my office, though." Oh?"There were some papers on Roger's desk and he picked them up. "You've been working here for a while. Everybody that has worked with you says the same thing about.