Sometimes I will go months without having sex because people think I am u******e, and what makes it worse is that most who don’t mind really do thin... I am that young and it’s creepy.So a lot of times I end up alone, but then I met Oronjelo. It was a crazy night from the beginning because it had been a long time since I had had any relations with a man or a woman and I was so wound up I just couldn’t bear touching myself again so I went out on the prowl.I figured I had to feel sorry for whomever. I was pinkish red and very wet and heard him say, 'No I think you did', which made sense, as it was only coming from me and I already had a history of wetting myself, so I pulled my knickers back on as he did himself up. By then our dogs had finished and he began to try to explain what we had been doing, 'It might be better never to say to anyone', he suggested, and I never did.Four months later our dog Suzy was found to be pregnant, and I was excited, by then I had forgotten about the park. Many thanks to J & B for the following.Politically Correct Christmas MusicI saw that some radio stations are refusing to play “Baby It’s Cold Outside,” because a handful of hysterical people have lost their minds.Why stop there? Here are some other holiday classics that should also definitely be banned...I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus: condones cheatingThe Christmas Song: Open fire? Pollution. Folks dressed up like Eskimos? Cultural appropriationHolly Jolly Christmas: Kiss her once for me?. It was as if she was seeing herself at the same age as Karen, that time so many years ago in the park with the sailor. And she could remember how his long hard penis had felt, so good, so... Linda started to run, willing to go anywhere as long as it was away from that horrible spot, and without really knowing why, she ran up the trail to the top of the rise. She was again in the darkness of the night, but she moved without the fear of stumbling, as that had somehow lost its importance. There.