." No way I'm lugging my fat arse up a mountain at my age," dad chuckles."An eclipse would be cool but there aren't any decent ones in Europe forages....Jacinta... Don't worry about my bucket list. Get your own onewritten and start working on it, okay? I've already crossed off the twobiggest ones on my list anyway." Which were?" I ask."Marry the girl of my dreams and become a father," dad whispers, makingme bite my lip as I feel tears form in the corners of my eyes."...Have you got any music in. Anyone would agree they weresoft.There was a time I was transfixed by such pretty things. From the time Iwas in high school until the early days of my first marriage, I wouldsneak around and steal panties, just a pair or two every now and then.Hey, it was just experimenting, you know.Eventually, I stopped it. I got divorced, and I swore off panties andbras. I never stopped liking them. It just became less... convenient forme. I outgrew that phase, the way most boys do. I didn't even dress up. She kissed me full on the lips shoving her tongue in my mouth. This was a good sign because I was worried about how she felt about us now. We made some small talk and she said she had missed me terribly. She was wearing a tight fitting pair of designer jeans and a silk camisole top. She looked like a million bucks. I said we need to get going so I grabbed her bags and we went down to the car. As we drove off she took my hand and said that all she could think about lately was being with me. . "Right oh then," says Squiffy when we're all settled again, " I was going to tell you about a funny thing that happened to me at the end of the second French war in '09, well after the end really, we were the army of occupation then, 'til we got a proper government set up - they never did have much of an idea of democracy, mainly had bureaucrats to govern 'em. Well us and the Germans were occupyin'. We had to have a bit of help to put the buggers down, squealed like stuck pigs and fought like.