The pitch came hard, fast and just to my right. I reached out for it at the last moment as it started to drop and gloved it, dust popping off the leat...er as her pitch slammed into the mitt.My eyes widened. I’d never handled a softball pitch before. The ball was larger, heavier and carried more velocity. Though not coming at me as fast, it came with more torque behind it.“You might want to put that mask on,” she smiled, holding her glove up for me.I tossed the ball back, overhand, and settled in. The next time, I tried to move my fingers on her belly and she immediately got up and left.I thought maybe I was misreading the signs. After a while, she again came and sat really close to me. Everyone was concentrating on the puja so this little encounter of ours was going unnoticed. I again tried putting my hand on her belly and she got up and left.By now, I was sure that she was doing this on purpose. But I couldn’t understand what she exactly wanted. Then I realized what was happening. She. You told me my daughter was... was... Having sex with other girls? So naturally you decided to fist that cunny of yours for your trouble.I don't know what came over me. I'm a good woman. I've never ever acted like that before.There's always a first time for everything. I'm sure it would have only been a matter of time before you dragged your daughter into your bedroom and shoved her face between your legs.I could never do that to my baby, I love her too much... I bet you love her. Love the. Man who stands on toilet is high on pot.Wise man does not keep sledge hammer and slow computer in same room.Man who lives in glass house should change clothes in basement.And, Confucius Did Not Say...“A lion will not cheat on his wife, but a Tiger Wood!”This One Is Compliments of Gary:A Frenchwoman took her little daughter to the Louvre where they saw a statue of a nude male. “What is that?” asked the child pointing to the penis. “Nothing, nothing at all, Cherie,” replied the mother. “I want.