Alexia chuckled. "Just think of me as your fairy godmother. Or your ownpersonal fag hag."Even though it hurt to sit, it I couldn't help but smile. "Ok...y, open. You see what I did? You use this highlighter above youreyes. Now close your other eye."Different brushes caressed my cheeks ... my nose ... my chin. Pencilswrote across my eyelids. Tiny brushes stroked at my lashes."Being a woman," she breathed, very close to my face, "is all aboutpampering yourself. It's all about highlighting your good. “Good morning, stud” Chris said laughing. Brent looked at him weird and they proceeded to explain what had happened.“So, you still gonna claim it’s no big deal that Jon isn’t here this weekend?” Brent asked.“It’s not” I answered.“Dude, we’ve all slept over a thousand times before and never once have you cuddled up to one of us. Now you are dating a guy for a month never spending a moment without him and when he isn’t here for one night you wake up on top of me. Doesn’t that seem a little odd?”. “One of those things that makes her who she is, Elton. One reason I married ‘er. She’s good people and she’s gonna be a great parent.”He smiled. “Well, son, she did a lot better grabbin’ you than we had reason to hope.”“I’m flattered.”“Don’t be. It’s a low bar. You see what’s comin’ out of high school or college these days? Which one of those turds would you want YOUR daughter to marry?”“Uh, as opposed to taking off across the country with a guy ten years older than her?”“I knew my daughter.. Sweetie? During all of this, did you get a chance to see your real daddies penis? No?. Thats ok honey, its just that your daddy is well, bigger then most men. Your grandma knows this and she likes your daddy too. Now that were going to be all together we need to find a way to work this out. Now I know that I promised you that we were saving your first time for you and your daddy. But it will probably hurt a lot if you actually do it that way. So what were thinking is that well work it out so.