God, I would have been jacking off so hard to that...are you sure you want to make love today? We could do it another time?" " No, I want you now." " ...kie-dokie. Me too. Tell me what you want, what gets you so hot,what do you want me to do for you?" I want you to come overhere and kiss me." "Is that all you want?" "No." " Since you are being a little shy, let me tell you what I want. I told you before,my litle pussy is just aching for you-now actually, physically aching. I want you to make love. The guests in the front pews responded with ripples of laughter. Even the priest smiled broadly.As her father gave her away in marriage, the bride gave him back his credit card.Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.Three friends from the local congregation were asked,“When you’re in your casket, and friends and congregation members are mourning over you, what would you like them to say?”Artie said, “I would like them to say I was a. And when you wear the lipstick and hear the trigger,you will comply with every part of what you hear. Got it?"He nodded his head and sat down where I had patted a while before. Iwaited for him to get comfy, but he seemed very self-conscious aboutwhat 'comfy' actually was. But finally picked his position. I reachedfor the headphones, and pulled them over his head, and then gave himone more kiss. "Love you." Love you too." His peck back was careful and delicate, showing anoddly feminine. Plus, cowgirl was just around the corner! I haven’t met a woman with the ABC of sex under her belt to not be able to cum when on top. This was the most predictable part of the whole affair. The only surprise was that my soldier was still alive in the trenches. I knew how it was gonna go down – she would stay upright and fondle her pleasure button until she would come, and then come over me and kiss me. Though visually very stimulating (how could seeing your dick being engulfed by a boiling.