Every time we take some new guy down to a planet, it seems all you can do is say, 'He's dead, Jim'."The medical officer took his chin in his hand, scr...tching it. "That may be, but you always seem to end up getting laid." Well, there is that. What have you been up to? I haven't seen you for days." I've been trying to repair the damage this pointy eared Vulcano caused when he went through hismating cycle."Mister Crock didn't bother to turn around as he gave the doctor the universal Vulcano. My vagina still had the scent of Nonoxinol 9 not cum, which is what I really wanted. I still really needed to get off bad; however, unless a miracle arrived this weekend, it was not going to happen. Then that miracle arrived in the form of a phone call. I answered, it a friend who was offering to give my man and myself Patriots tickets for game today. Our friend expected that I and my man would use them but I thought to myself, NOOO! I woke my husband up to tell him the news. He assumed just as. I was tired of the game and was actually looking for another girlfriend.That afternoon, several months after Steve left, Helen invited me over to read Steve’s latest letter. I knew she was already high and there would probably be sexual innuendos at the least and overt assault at the worst. I sat in the “big chair” relaxing with the letter in front of me. Helen got on her knees in front of me and touched my legs. I moved the letter aside and saw her face. I could see the sad begging look. "One of you boys feel like getting dirty? I'm about all dug out. Somebody else better take over for a while." Steve was tired and showed it. Greg was too excited."We have about ninety-six pounds of gold here," Linda announced. "What are we going to do with it?" She had a big grin on her face. "I never imagined there was this much gold in the whole world."The Storms and the Ryans looked around at the others present and had no answer. "I would suggest you sell it in small amounts in other states..