This omission was a novelty to Alex and probably also a relief to his neighbours who already knew far more about the couple's tempestuous love-life th...n they might have wished.Well shit, thought Alex, as Agnieszka's environmentally unfriendly petrol car drove noisily away, if she thought he was a cunt then he might as well act like one. Or better still, he might even get hold of the genuine article.Life with Aggie hadn't been that great an experience although having sex with her had been and. Enough so that Garry rather unthinkingly loosened his lips a little too freely and laughingly told our watch boss and friend exactly what sort of fun we had waiting for us once we got home.Damn it."No shit? Your girlfriend teaches a pole dancing class at home every Tuesday night? Man ... I'd like to be a fly on that wall sometime! Hell, let me know and I'll bring along a couple of stacks of one dollar bills to tip them with!" Well, maybe." Was about as far as I'd commit to. I knew exactly what. The fingers on the dicklet were soon replaced by his fist. Michael gasped and turned to him in askance. "Just tryin' to help. You'll thank me in a bit." A-all right," Michael muttered. "Just be gentle, please."With granted permission, Percy cradled and fondled his brother's cocklet and soon found himself face-to-face with his brother's erection."Damn," said Michael. "Neat way to get a stiffy. Felt good too. Thanks."Percy once again grabbed the tape measurer and lining it up against his. There were four semis barreling down on us. I slowed down another two miles below. The first semi came up and settled beside us. My girl friend looked back and saw the other three coming up. She smiled up at the trucker beside us and continued playing with her naked pussy. She lifted her butt up and I could see her pussy was drooling. He sounded his air horn and waved. She waved back, almost losing her instruction sheet. He stayed even with us for a minute, waved again, then sped up.