" Fair enough," he said, "but how about we leave here and hopefully goback to your place and you can tell me about your remarkable week."I so wanted t... tell him the truth about my past but his invitation threwme for a loop. So much to think about and so little time.When I unlocked my door the reality hit me. My stuff was everywhere andthe place was a mess! My clothes were in one pile, my shoes in another.Most of my books were stacked up as was my laundry. Half my kitchen warewas already. I guess we're going to do something to get his attention." How about," Kathy snapped her fingers, "we give him a birthday party he'll never forget?" I don't think he's getting a party after what he's done," Mommy shook her head, "and he's NOT going to pop little Kim's cherry." No, wait!" Kathy's mind raced ahead, "I mean a different kind of party." She whispered her plan into Mommy's ear.Mommy grinned widely. "Oh, that would be perfect." She chuckled, "just perfect. I'll drop by the Torture. And Jim’s been head-over-heels in love with her since that rainy afternoon eight months ago when she ‘lost’ her house keys and ended up in his bed. Since they’ve been together, Jim’s come to expect the unexpected. Even so, he didn’t expect to find her quite so insatiable when he went round to see her earlier on. He definitely didn’t expect Bethan and Emily to turn up and catch them, ah, in flagrante on the kitchen table. And, well, he would never in a million years have expected Jadie to. The prom was coming up and she didn't have a date because she was so unattractive. Well, she kind of was, but it was all superficial. She still had some baby fat, she had braces, and no one had ever taught her anything about wearing the right makeup. Added to all that her hair was all wrong for her facial structure. I pooh-poohed the 'unattractive' bit, told her she was very desirable, and that the right guy just hadn't shown up yet. She got up to use the bathroom and when she came out, she was.