" Subtle, isn't he," Robbie said."Not really, but he's cute when he's horny."I couldn't believe Tami said that."He's even cute when he's not," Robbie ...dded."When was that?"The girls laughed and I wondered if I should be insulted or flattered. Maybe both."Didn't you come to a conclusion a while ago? What was it?" Tami asked."I forgot. That was a long time ago." It was five minutes," Robbie pointed out."Five minutes is a long time when all your blood is in the other head." Tami laid her hand on. The beds had to bemade up. The iPods put up. I was the maid. Andrea was more, well, apersonal valet for Mistress. She ironed her clothing, shined her shoes,kept her makeup fresh.And Jo-Jo and Jessica?That was the strangest transformation to me. When they were closeted, inthe previous days of the band, they were as straight-acting as you couldimagine. They could have been out for a Rugby run, or chasing coeds fromthe nearby campus.But Mistress had gotten to them, too. They pranced. The flitted.. She enjoys the time with her friend very much, the two of them have the same sense of humor and can never get over each other when they tell each other about their experiences. While the water starts to hum, she sits down on the couch with her friend again."But enough about my boss," says her friend Stacey. "Have you ever seen those annoying ads on SexMeUp? Whenever it's on TV, it's always an embarrassing situation, and yesterday it happened again that my roommate suddenly stared very intensely. "I thought that finallygetting to be a girl would be wonderful, but everyoneeither wants to use me or hates me."She looked out her window, holding her white and brownrabbit, Ms. Tilliwink, tightly to her."I never know when one of these visions will happen. I'llnever be able to talk to anyone again. I'm a freak andwhen I start taking those classes I bet the kids will hateme just like they did when I was a student before."She looked down at Ms. Tillliwink. "All I wanted was to bewhat I was.