"Is it very old?" she asked."The house itself was built by Robert Smythson, in the 1580s," said the Earl.Viewed from the outside, in the fading light ...f a late summer evening, the impression was that of a rectangular block with square towers at each corner, its blunt ruggedness emphasised by the numerous many-mullioned rectangular windows. The decoration was completely classical, with superimposed pilasters, round-arched niches, and classical balustrades. The pilasters and half columns had. “Great, isn’t it?” Jo called, and dived under to grab Pat’s feet, showing to my surprise a naked bottom as she did so. Both girls made a beeline for me, and it was immediately obvious that neither of them had kept any clothing on, and when they saw that I had, they made it their immediate task to take remedy that. Thrashing around in the water, they cornered me and Jo hooked her fingers in the top of my boxers and pulled them down. The sight and contact of their naked bodies had given me an. Personally, I didn’t care. I came downtown on the bus, and the car that he was putting the tickets on had a bumper sticker that said, ‘Clinton in ‘16.’ I try to have a little fun each day now that I’m retired. It’s important to my health.This One Is Compliments of Charm_BHere’s one I found funny:All mushrooms are edible, but some only once.These Are Compliments of John ASome are dated but are still funny...1. My goal for 2016 was to lose just 10 pounds. Only 15 to go.2. Ate salad for dinner.. 'How could she. She's not normally like that.' She cried indignantly.The jest had been planned for John, not Vicky, so I decided to explain.'Now that IS like Kelly.' She said after hearing the full story.'Poor John!' we both said almost simultaneously before laughing at our timing.After a few minutes of mundane conversation I asked her what was the cause of her obvious anxiety. She tried to pretend that nothing was up but I gradually drew her story from her.Her boyfriend had regularly beaten.