The note read, 'The opinions expressed by this child are not necessarily those of his parents.'3) KETCHUPA woman was trying hard to get the ketchup ou... of the jar. During her struggle the phone rang so she asked her 4-year-old daughter to answer the phone. 'Mommy can't come to the phone to talk to you right now. She's hitting the bottle.'4) MORE NUDITYA little boy got lost at the YMCA and found himself in the women's locker room. When he was spotted, the room burst into shrieks, with ladies. She was kind of smiling though.“I won’t bother you any more, I’m sorry, I’m not some creep. I just, well I, I don’t know.” I was flustered and shocked at myself, my heart was still pumping like mad, it felt like my face was probably as red as hers. “OK, one last thing and I will go, can I ask you how much you make here in a day?”“How much do I make? I take £52 each day.”“OK.” I said and pulled two pound coins out of my pocket and put all the money on the counter, “One days wages for a quick. She squirmed on Mr. Wessman's desk long enough for the bell to ring, which at least let her re-insert her balls in quiet solitude once she came to. She was about to leave when she spotted the stretched red balloon she must have accidentally kicked into a corner. She sighed... At least I'm following the rules.Tearing the balloon off the volleyball like Christmas wrapping felt ominous but she proceeded to squat over it like a dinosaur egg hoping her rectum was made of stronger stuff. When gravity. Another, much younger and hot looking guy came into the opening and peeked around the corner, he was definitely interested in my big, 8-inch dick, but backed away because of the other man. I was certainly interested in more than a hand-job, so I backed away, pulling my dick out of the hole-in-the-wall. That caused my first partner to back away and leave so that the younger guy could come in and take over. He was about 40 and a real stud with curly blond hair. I’m 64, but my 8-inch thick dick.