I started playing a guitar solo (which Hey Jude doesn't feature) thatseemed to go on forever. The crowd started chanting something, and becameso loud ...hat the band stopped playing. So I stopped playing to hear whatwas going on. What they were shouting was, "Strip! Strip! Strip!"Penny appeared next to me. Penny with wet brown hair and a pleated skirt.Penny as she was when I first met her. "Are you gonna take it off orwhat, honey?" she asked. I looked down and saw that underneath theguitar I was. “Did you fuck him?” She asked, grinning. “No!” I said, blushing some. “I mean, he was going to, but we ran out of time. He.. he ate me out really good, though.” “Niiiiicee,” she said. “So, are you officially dating now or what?” “I guess, maybe, I don’t know,” I answered, wondering about it myself. “Maybe you should ask him,” she suggested. “I don’t know. The day before yesterday, I had sex with Andy again,” I said. “Ohhh. You’re still stuck between both of them. You probably want to pick one. Actually, pregnancy has given me a break from that routine." One advantage, I guess. January -- that would suck. If he's born in January, you're cheated out of a whole year of claiming him as a deduction." But, only if I kept him." Yeah -- only if we kept him. Did they confirm he's a he?" I told them I don't want to know. I told them I didn't want to see the images and asked them not to make hardcopies for me to bring home." You're still trying not to bond with him." I can't, Noah. It would. It was something I looked forward to every Saturday night!”Deborah was somehow intrigued by this little secret, no matter how perverted it was. Raymond couldn’t believe that she wasn’t chewing him out for being so naughty.”But did you actually play with yourself, or did you just watch?”Raymond didn’t exactly know how to respond. He knew that he must have jerked off at least a dozen times while hiding in the closet. Raymond wasn’t k**ding about the tissues either. He was hesitant to let his wife.