The bear remover arrives and gets out of his van.He's got a ladder, a baseball bat, 12-gauge shotgun, and a mean heavily scarred old dog."What are you...going to do?" the homeowner asks."I'm going to put this ladder up against the roof, then I'm going to go up there and I'll knock the bear off the roof with this baseball bat.When the bear falls off the roof, the dog is trained to grab his testicles and not let go.The bear will then be subdued enough for me to put him in the cage in the back of. I wondered what I would do when Taylor, my girlfreind, got back. I would worry about it when the time came.I slowly walked into the kitchen, my body aching. I walked to the cupboard, looking for some cereal. Finding none, I made some eggs.I sat on the table watching TV and finishing my eggs when Brook shuffled in the room, her hair a mess, but wearing a pair of pink panties and a pink bra."You sure look nice this morning" I said, a big grin on my face.I heard her mumble something along the. He and his lovely wife Tammy where wonderful company and kept the homesick blues from getting the better of me, although the sounds of their frequent and rather boisterous love making made me pine for my ex that I had left behind.My habit had been to practice modes and scales on my guitar as I cruised Lush, killing two birds with one stone, and sometimes getting rather aroused if a story or member happened to tickle my fancy. One afternoon I was particularly turned on by a story by a lass from. I returned her question 'You like that don't you?' and she replied likewise 'Oh yeah'.I knelt down in front of her and could just make out a very nice camel in her tight trousers. I started to undo her trousers and pulled them down to her ankles. Her tights quickly followed. I was presented with a pair of nylon semitransparent yellow bikini style panties over a ginger bush. Her panties came dowm to her knees and my face went into her bush. It was divine, she thrust forward her hips and spread.