"Definite treat for Joe," said Becky, grinning as she reached for her robe.Sue laughed. "We hope." Hope? Get a grip, woman. He's male, we're female. N...ked females, happy male. QED." She held out her hand. "Come on, a pool awaits us."Joe was waiting in the sitting room. Like the women, in a knee-length robe. He smiled. "Ladies! The food is ordered, and the pool awaits." It awaits a little longer, Joe. We have a minor problem," said Becky."Oh, dear. Anything I can help with? What is it?" I forgot. ” Maisey agreed.“Get out, I am not in the habit of threatening anyone to gain carnal access,” I blustered, and seeing their confusion added, “You are serving wenches not whores, when I want a whore I shall go to Doncaster or Liverpool and find some fallen gentlewoman wherein to loose my seed.”They still looked confused, “Don’t you fancy us then sir, shall we send a footman up?” “No I don’t want a footman, nor a cook nor a sheep or a dog or any other thing.” I insisted.“You celebrate like a Monk. Years later, it is the good hitches I remember. The thought of them still gives me an erection and kicks up my heart rate. The few stories I have shared with others have evoked amazement in my listeners, and sometimes aroused them sexually. I have now decided that I will share all of them with the world—at least the ones that involved sex—and have chosen Lush as my platform. MY FIRST SEXPERIENCE I really hadn’t been hitchhiking for long before I had my first sexual experience while thumbing.. She looked at my face and said, "He really hurt you, didn't he? I am so sorry, David. I can't believe he tried to kill you like that. When the police finally dragged him off of you, it was like you were having a seizure. You flopped all over the place, trying to breathe, and one cop said it was Ok, just let you do that, until your lungs re-inflated."It scared me half to death. You wouldn't wake up, and they called for an ambulance, and then a fire truck showed up. It was a circus out in the.