After finally returning to my lounge he asked, “So do you ever get laid in this remote place?”“Fairly frequently,” I bragged.“Really… Anyo...e I have met in the bar?” he questioned, with a surprised frown.“Conrad, I never kiss and tell,” I uttered with a laugh.Sniggering, Conrad placed his drink on the table. And after fiddling with his phone he motioned me to move over to him. With me standing at his right side Conrad then lifted his phone with his left arm and with the screen facing us, we were. But before this poor cow had the chance to scream for help Dim was round her dragging her to the living room like a heavy shopping bag.As I danced along behind them Pete and Georgie grabbed the old fool who was sitting typing away on his computer.Then as the fun began I burst out in song"I'm singing in the rain"Boot to the old guys surprised face."Just singing in the rain"A slap across his wife's"What a glorious feelin'"Then I tore off this young devotchkas red little dress."I'm happy. Her perfectly camouflaged ass was staring him right in the face. She turned her ninja-suited face toward them and laughed again. Lately, she’d been laughing and smiling far more than Derek would have preferred.“I remember telling you to keep it to yourself but I never thought that you’d be able to,” she said. Derek looked at her apprehensively, but she just glanced at the other faces in attendance and shrugged. “Not much point in keeping it a secret now.”“Secret?” At the mere mention of the. This world view caused John to live life without any friends. No one he ever met had more than a few dollars in the bank. He would scoff at them, perhaps even call them a "lazy handout taking pariah" like his father always did, then ignore them.John was also very unattractive. Overweight, no muscle tone, pale, and short. He never made any effort to fix his appearance because he never met anyone who he thought was worthy of dating him. He just spent his days playing video games, traveling.