Stranger: mmmmmmmmmmm yes yesYou: get a carrot or a cucumber nowStranger: ummmmm you will stick it in meYou: yes!!You: get itYou: did you get it?Stran...er: yesYou: now put it in your pussyStranger: mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm its in there i need a dick thoYou: I'll put my dick in your assYou: I'll put ice cubes in your pussy then stick you with a big slippery cucumber..You: are you cumming?Stranger: oh yes master ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm. ..Now you know why I volunteered for all those business trips whenever andwherever, living the high life as a woman on my fat expense account.Fancy restaurants, evenings at the theatre, shopping sprees, even theoccasional tryst with discriminating men who find TGirls like meirresistible, thanks to the Internet...I know this will come as a completeshock to most of you who knew me as a womanizer, but there's a lot to besaid for swinging both ways. As George Carlin observed, "Being bi doublesyour. 5 height ans 34- 26- 34 fig hain. Usne mujhe ander bulaya sofe pe bithaya and wooh paani lene chali gayi. Maine paani piya aur woooh bilkul mere saath baithi, aur hum ek doosre ko dekh rhe the.Maine usse pura eye contact banaya hua tha, hum dono ek doosre ko dekh kar muskurae aur maine uski back mein haath dala aur aur uske lips pe halka sa chumban diya. Dosto kya mast lips the uske, ek dum juicy, Main un lips ko chusne laga, wooh bhi excited ho gayi ek dum se ab wooh bhi mera saath de rahi thi. They all laughed and said mean stuff about him and then even worse they started talking about whether or not a retard ever has sex. They said she would have to be a desperate one-legged ugly prostitute with herpes to even consider it.I fake laughed.I had to.And at that moment it seemed disgusting and I had shivered.But now, in the quiet of my room here I can remember touching him, how big and hard he was.I had guided him to me and then felt it slide through my fingers.And I had orgasmed, hard.I.