I guess you could say I am naively innocent. There was much fumbling around in car back seats but I’m still a virgin. Truth is I never felt ready an... most high school guys always seemed so rough and awkward. And they never felt as good as my own touch in the dark privacy of my room. Somehow I was able to convince my parents to let me attend a college upstate, although I think I was more nervous than they were. I’d never been away from my parents and wasn’t quite sure what to expect. I had. It would prevent, she said “unnecessary dilution of such fertility as may be needed at the critical moment.”Now their sex lives were ruled by the fall of tarot cards. The empress, the sun and the three of cups, showed that her Ladyship. was fertile; the ace of cups that she would give birth to a girl. The combination of all cards drawn together would mean that Harold could expect a strenuous evening’s sexual activity and his member had better be ready for it. It was surprising how often the. .. with the same idea. That chaperone will act on my orders and serve as my representative ... if he or she gives you an order, follow it! He or she is in charge of you that night. Same goes for you, Patty.“You will get to participate in all orgies, games, traditions, etc. Such as Mooning Monday, which reminds me to do something of that nature tonight, Skinny Dip Saturday, etc. Wednesday is Hump Day, which will require everyone to hump as many people as they can that day. Oh, and Tuesday is now. "The woman is ready for him to feed on, Robert," another male voice said.I shook my head even harder and rolled over. I tried to swim back into the welcoming arms of nothingness."What is he doing?" male voices asked together."How would I know?" the British voice answered with anger. "I haven't been human in a hundred and fifty years."The swimming was not carrying me away from the voices; I was being dragged closer to them somehow.I swam harder."Wake, Miguel!" the British voice commanded."Fuck.