* I was home for the summer after completing my freshman year in college and wasn’t expecting this break to be any different or in any way special. ...y hometown was fairly small and pretty quiet so, to me, it was dull compared to life on a college campus. I didn’t think there was any possible way to liven it up until I had a revelation one night when I was walking home after watching some kids in the neighborhood who had a garage band called Goat Cheese Pizza. Even though it was already dark, I. Enishi: Really. So you finally understand. Then you'll cease this pointless struggle and accept your punishment!(He leaps forward, stabbing Kenshin in the arm.)Misao (wincing): Ouch!Megumi: Ken-san!Watoujutsu Goutsui Tousei!(Enishi's second blow sends Kenshin flying almost straight up in the air. He lands with a spray of blood.)Enishi: The only way to pay for the crime of taking life is death! But the dead can't take their own revenge! So those who loved them have to do it for them! A killer. Likely, it would be carved up into counties in a hurry.“Which is why the next question is what to do with the annexed towns from Alaska, British Columbia, and California? Organize them into counties, too?” Marcy’s voice intruded upon my thoughts.“How do you do that? Listen to my thoughts?” I asked my angel-wife, who simply laughed and kissed me very hard on the mouth.“Oh, honey, a girl’s gotta have some secrets!” Marcy winked at me before feeling me up again.“I see,” I shook my head, making her. “There you are … ” she said brightly, “ … compliments of Rhino Industries. There’s a special gift for you both to remind you of your visit but wait until you’re home before you open it.”They thanked her, shook hands all round and on shaky legs they left. Oskar watched them as they wended their way to the exit of the hall and Ingrid articulated his thoughts, “I wonder what they will think when they open their special gifts and see they have been given the dildos they have just been.