”“Yeah, I know. I just left a co-worker who is gay and she'd brought her girlfriend with her.”He laughed and we pulled onto the island where he ...ived. “Very nice meeting you,” he said as we drew close to his home, which had a view of Boston over the Bay.“Nice to meet you as well, Jonathan.”“My friends call me John,” he said, and I told him my name. He smiled. “I’d invite you in for a glass of wine but I'm sure your husband wouldn't like that.”“I don't see him in this car. Do you?”“Ah, well. " I certainly can’t explain the attraction, but we have been friends too long for me to lie about it. You have to admit that it was pretty brazen of you two to bare yourselves and ejaculate on the floor. Imagine the poor janitor who has to clean that mess up.”Keith laughed when I mentioned the mess they made and then he said, “Yeah that was quite a mess. I hadn’t shot my load in two weeks, so I know that I squirted a lot of juice onto the floor. It’s just that I’m getting so horny since I’m not. She came round to Anne’s parent’s house about 7 o’clock bringing a bottle of wine. For all the world she could have been coming to have tea with the vicar. As I loaded the tape into the machine she fussed around sorting everything out and making sure everyone could get to their wine glass easily.When I turned back to the settee where we would all sit side by side, me in the middle, I was surprised to see Mary taking off her tweed skirt, which she carefully folded and put on a nearby chair. I. “Wait.” I said, “How will I know who is bigger?”He beamed, standing tall. “I was hoping you’d ask. Of course the visual reference should make it obvious… but just in case,” He tossed something to the floor in front of him with a clang.It was a monolithic metal ruler.*Firelight flickered around the tall, muscled man. I found myself on hands and knees, crawling for the measuring stick. Nervously, I clutched it in one curled hand as I straightened up.I was face to face with his crotch.He stood.